Remember when CNN used to be a serious news source? It’s hard to even think back that far. Now it’s just a bunch of crazies talking about random sh*t to fill the day-except for Anderson Cooper, of course. That silver fox is an American treasure. Anyway, this little nugget of journalism (?) comes fresh off the CNN website and fell right into my little crypto-lovin’ lap.

I’m confused….this is his backyard but where is his house? The story makes it look like he lives outside and that glider is his “couch”???? How is the “expert” so sure that this guy lives on a bigfoot migratory trail? So many unanswered questions! What I DO know is that my poor bigfoot is so misunderstood.